i wonder if he's married?

"Hello Rick! Good day at work love?"
"Hi love, yes thanks can you slam in my dinner you queen of meals?"
"sure Rick would you like a drink?"
"Yes please, I can reveal that I would like you to fix me a Gin and bolt on a tonic and inevitably slam in 6cm of fresh lemon muscle".
"Get f**ked Rick".

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:39:25

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