i went to america too

i saw alligators crockkerdiles, dolphins, manatees and fat people. i didn't know that dolphin fish are lovely to eat and fun to fish for. i broke a tooth and paid a dentist 198 US pounds to temporarily fix. we had a tropical storm and it was a bit windy. we had nurse sharks at the bottom of our garden who were trying to eat the dead fish in the lobster pot. the food is s**te. petrol is cheap. the bloke next door was shooting lizards with a rifle. we did some scoober diving on the coral reef. my missus swam with dolphins. we had a boat and did lots of "goofing around" as they call it. then we flew hoom.

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:03:07