Ah I see. If my ailing memory recalls, he looked a bit like....

....a weasel? Or maybe I just dreamt that. It was such a long time ago and sooooo much has happened since then. I won't bore you with all the things that happened, despite being fantastic dinner party anecdotes. I will however furnish you with the final "punchline" to each one.

1) So I had to give it to both of them!

2) I'm terribly sorry, please allow me to pay for any damage.

3) oh dear, did I disturb anybody?
4) Fish! Fish with hats on!
5) ahhhh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra!
6) That is NOT meant to happen!
7) They're for my ears.....
8)*the dambusters theme*
9) That Anthea Turner, I'd turn her!
10) Do you know who i am??? I'm a fashion Icon! OUCH!

The end.

Posted By: Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:22:47