Kids that don't end up in A&E at some point haven't had a proper childhood.

1. Got petrol in my eye when Dad was filling up his Morris Traveler 1000 at the Arlington garage on the Unthank Road (where Tescos want to build a Tescos) and I was watching and it all came squirting out behind the nozzle. Washed out with some sort of Solution.

2. Fell off the climbing frame in Heigham Park and bust my arm - plaster cast for a fortnight.

3. Accidently banged my head off the corner of my bunk-bed thing and my eyes went all wobbly and I couldn't see.

All before the age of ten.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:02:42