the "Early Edition". Which was always the same except for the sideways latest nooz on the

back. Do they still do that ? It always had little snippets like "A car accident has been reported on a very popular road this afternoon which may well have been used by any one of your family and friends. The condition of the drivers and passengers is unknown at this time. But don't worry even though mobile phones haven't been invented yet."

Next day it turns out to have been a milk float scratching a Grifter XL as it parked up.

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 13:47:48