You can always rely on the pinkun.........

Tony Harrison is not online. Last active: 01/09/2008 16:18:19 Tony Harrison

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My mum is poor. Pt4
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".......but mum. He's my favourite. Please don't take him down the car boot. I want him!!!"

"Ill give you "my favourite"...........you never bloody play with him. Yew hev had that Jason Shackell knocking about under your bed for f***ing weeks and yew hent so much as looked at him."

" Been saving him for when Wee Uncle Gordon comes back from the rigs and takes my nearly new John Kennedy away. He's only borrowed mum. Don't car boot my Shacks, Mum."

"What about yer Doc yew used to go on and on about. Thought he was yer favourite."

"He is a little bit broken. I lost a bit of him down the back of the settee."

"Mum. Remember when we were only a little bit poor and I used to make a joke about it?"

"You ungrateful little t***er get yew the f**k out of my house."

"F**k you mother. I am goin on the council house list.Can't stand what a penny pinching dried up old hag youve have become. I'm off down ipswish to let Kieron dyer feel my t**ts."

Posted By: DrDublin, Sep 1, 17:31:42