Good Lord...........

My Mum's poor
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My Mum's poor. We hent got no Dad and she does bit of cooking but theres not much money in it. When I moan about being poor she cries or drinks a lot of wine and gets drunk and says " theres loads of investment, you ungrateful little s**t. Everythings brilliant " or she will hit me or get creepy mister doncaster to come round from next door where he still lives with his mum and tell me why mummy is poor and how I shudnt upset her cos shes doing her best.............mr doncaster is boring.

My toys are old and they smell and I love some of them but some of them are s**t. My friends down my road dont even go to the posh school that I went to years ago and even they have all got much better toys than me.

Mum borrows toys from her mates but they are always the ones that their kids dont want no more and they smell or go wrong or dont work.

I'm specially sad today cos I've got a mentally retarded half-cousin who lives in stuffolk or something like that. His mum dialled the number for him and told him what end to talk and what end to listen and then he said that his new dad had sold someone something called a "shooter" and with the money got him a new toy from a man in newcastle.

The toy was the same one I really, really, really wanted and would have made my other toys much less s**t.

I hate my mum. If she would have been more "friendly" with that nice mr cullum (he said he wud get me a playstation 3) I woudnt even have wanted the newcastle toy if she wud have let him stay the night.

Posted By: DrDublin, Aug 14, 15:26:14