he stopped short of pulling his shorts down

and giving himself a little tug. 5 of the 6 minutes of injury time came from waiting for him to finish his celebration.

Must have been wearing that "100 goals" t-shirt under his jersey for about a year.

Didn't even acknowledge the fans who gave him a warm reception when he was warming up.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 11, 09:27:38