I once had a girly freind,

who as a kid, heard the phrase 'speak with forked tongue' on the telly.

She then proceeded to cut a v in her tongue with a kitchen knife. Then just sat staring at the tv with blood pouring from her mouth.

I was not aware of her madness until I took her away to Madrid. She spent most of the weekend looking like a dog that had just been shown a card trick.

Great tits though.

Posted By: tudders, Aug 8, 14:26:58