The Chinese word for Panda is Xiongmao, or Giant Cat Bear...

The American Family Association is a pressure group
which polices the entertainment industry about
anything they think disses "traditional family values".

One of its bugbears is the appropriation of the word
"gay" by gays. So the AFA website has a policy of
always replacing the word "gay" with homosexual.

Recently the AFA website had a piece about the
Olympics, more specifically 100m star Tyson Gay.
Its auto-correct function got to work:

"Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100
meters faster than anyone ever has... "It means a
lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm
glad my body could do it, because now I know I
have it in me."

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Aug 7, 14:53:03