All you need is a tape of Geoff Boycott saying "eeeh, in my day them picaninnies bowled at three thousand miles an hour, and we had to put iron spikes in us jockstraps, and us shoes 'n'all, and us bats were made o'balsa. But tell that to kids these days and they call you a racist c**t and don't believe the rest". Play every five minutes or so.
Theme toon was good, though
Posted By: Partial Angler, Aug 6, 19:48:57
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