Flat crackling, huge warps, roasted with caramel, small frotty and clunk onions, served

with grey clothpips, shards of Russian Lettuce, spiny crunt and thin peas. Side dishes of oversized crumpets, purloined sweetbreads and crawling benny.

Accompanied by Dionne Dublin-Derek Warwick performing 'Don't Cha' whilst complaining.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Aug 5, 13:02:48