One of my favourite phrases is...
equalise before the other team scores. Any other good ones about in a similar vein? I also like "as much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking contest"
Posted By: bowfront1, Aug 1, 17:24:48
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- as a remote control for your electric toothbrush
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:38:48 - as nailing jelly to a wall
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:37:26 - 1as a condom machine in a nunnery
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:35:42 - 1or this...
Posted By: TheHoolahanElement, Aug 1, 17:32:48 - tits on a fish
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:32:41 - 1Any of these....
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 1, 17:31:22 - 1about as much use as a ham sandwich to a drowning rabbit
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:30:45 - 1About as much use as a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen lake
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:30:09 - as an ashtray on a motorbike?
Posted By: pants, Aug 1, 17:29:26 - 2scoring too early is one of mine...because clearly you should
Posted By: TheHoolahanElement, Aug 1, 17:28:17
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