How come only kids are allowed to have wheels on their shoes?

Technology such as shoes with wheels in them should be made available to all, not just kids. People who moan about kids gliding around Tesco on them are basically just jealous.

Also, how come only old people are allowed beds that you can move up and down electronically and chairs that take you up stairs ?

It's technology fascism I tell you.

Posted By: NCFC4life, Aug 1, 09:41:48