just found this on football 365, ha ha!

WHAT A HOOT
While many of the papers are being sensible, The Daily Star definitely cannot be put into that category. That's 'paper' or 'sensible'.

For they claim, with what presumably is an entirely straight face, that Manchester United are weighing up a ?15million move for Thierry Henry.

Yep. Go out and look at a copy (don't buy it, obviously) if you don't believe us.

They seek to justify their lunacy by meekly pointing to some of the other 'left-field' signings made by Fergie in his time at Old Trafford, namely Henrik Larsson and Eric Cantona.

Far more realistic is the suggestion in the same piece that alternatives include Roque Santa Cruz and Klass-Jan Huntelaar.

Now stop being so ludicrous chaps and get back to watching Big Brother.

Posted By: NCFC4life, Jul 28, 09:47:17