You're a Shaveneddedfug like me?
I always pictured you like the Dennis Hopper character in Apocalypse Now, apart from the rambling on like a dickhead bit. In appearance, I mean.
Worz, relaxing in a roadside caff in Buenos Aires, spies his interviewee approaching and casually kicks out a chair.
She sits, looking slightly uncomfortable in her smart business suit. It's a hot day. Worz raises the temperature by peering approvingly at her over his tinted shades. He holds her eyes for a moment, only allowing his gaze to overtly fall to her cleavage as he speaks:
"Senora Lopez, thanks for your time this afternoon. "
She blushes slightly and looks disappointed at her failure.
"Senor Scrimmage, I thought we were here to talk about Argentina's interest rate policy!!", she scolds.
Both parties are immediately aware, just as in the finest game of chess between masters, that the future is set in stone, and that within the hour her heels will be quivering above his back.
That's how I used to see you, until a foo minutes ago.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 24, 20:11:49
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