i was in a little cafe last month in bungay

and a yummy mummy burst in toting crocs and prada shades on her head and set about organising the seating arrangements and insisting that the waitress better be sure her mother in-laws wheelchair would fit through the door and all the time brodcasting this back on her mobile to her prick of a husband parking the people carrier "yes dahling, they have assured me that mummies chair will fit". Sure enough when they all piled in i knew it was time to go when she asked her son what he would like to drink and he replied oh, a passion fruit smoothie or elderberry lemonade mummy.

C'mon love let's f**k off.

Posted By: Tomblander, Jul 24, 13:08:55