In approx 2 mins he dropped his price by ten grand.
Honest.
Opened at ?13700, became irritated when I interrupted him as he hadn't finished, (apparently); said with the BOGOF it'd be about ?8K; said he still hadn't finished when I began to speak, dropped to 6.5 while watching me for clues, then said he could do it for ?4500 (thats when I laughed at him) and then, seeing me standing over him and gesturing towards the door, offered ?3700.
At that point I was almost tempted, so I asked him to write to me stating the terms.
he says, No, Shan't Do That, This Is Take It Or Leave It, Need A Decision Right Now (staring at me for dramatic effect).
Easiest answer in the world, take it or leave it. Off he trotted, looking glum.
After this I looked them up on tinterweb. Dear me: not popular, Safestyle.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 22, 19:41:03
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