Chuckle

If you notice a pile of thistles hidden in the back garden, make your excuses and leave

I don't know, I'm quite convinced that none of these things are actually true, they're just made up by teenage boys who have never actually had sex but have watched a lot of porn. If you go onto Urban Dictionary and look up "Angry Dragon", you'll see a whole load of similar "ridiculous sex" phrases at the top, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Dirty Sanchez and the Boston Pancake. They are all quite revolting and utterly improbable.

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 18, 17:40:20