I hate golf, I think because my dad is such a keen golfer, but I got taken to some golf

event last year by some grateful clients. It involved sitting in a 5 star hotel, which was in the middle of a golf course, all day eating and drinking and chatting, while around us a golf tournament took place. We did venture out once but there were lots of hoi polloi so we went back to the palazzio. The staff were excessively good looking but I don't recall the same being true of the crowd. The highlight was when one of my clients bumped into someone inside the hotel and asked him if he knew where the ladies was. I told her that Tiger Woods was unlikely to know the answer to that question, and then some ginormous bodyguard arrived and hauled Tiger to safety.

Posted By: Old Git, Jul 18, 14:17:00