I didn't respond immediately cos I was washing up. While so doing i found myself singing the Police song inspired by Lolita - and chuckling, becase these really must be the worst lyrics of all time:
It's no use
he sees her
he starts to shake and cough
Just like the
old man in
the book by Nabokov.
Even Freddie f**king Mercury would've turned his nose away at that.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 17, 20:16:11
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