But less facetiously...

Today we have apparently:

Had a ?1m bid for Newcastle striker Andy Carroll turned down

Lost out to Stockport in a bid for Linfield striker 'Pistol Pete' Thompson

Agreed a fee for Luton midfielder David Bell of ?600,000

Given a medical to Fulham centre back Dejan Stefanovic

Posted By: The Judge, Jul 17, 17:48:47