I normally joke about it actually, you can see some heads turn which makes me chuckle

50 pence song

Me to my mate "I'm quite sure grenades don't cost 50p, and if you did do it, you'd be in jail for mass murder, not here"

"We shoot burglars"

Me to me mate "I'm not quite sure about you, but I don't own a gun, and I'm quite sure most people here don't, and if we had murdered anyone, we wouldn't be sat here"

"you dirty northern bastards"

me "ahhh lovely old regional disparaging remarks"

It's great fun

Posted By: pants, Jul 15, 16:49:32