I was fielding in the covers

Our opening quickie bowled a full toss. Their batsman middled the bloody thing right at me. I dived forward to take the catch, and the ball bounced off my little finger, straight into my right plum. It went all purple and trebled in size for a few days. They did kindly fetch me a glass of water, when they'd stopped laughing. Cunts

Posted By: Small, Jul 15, 16:42:57