But some guy on the pinkun (who's always had accurate sources in the past)

was on holiday in the Bungle-Bungles, and said that he SAW Crooky writing it with a gilded bat-feather pen on Mike Walker's leathery hide whilst Helen Daniels stroked Foxy's ballsack with a petrified 'roo.

I just don't know WHO to believe.

Posted By: Boris Johnson MP, Jul 9, 23:05:46