The worst of it was

they'd claimed ?1500 for redecorating my daughetr's bedroom.

Put your two long fingerips together, splay yourhands and and look down at them. The new double-long-finger will be approx the size and colour of the damage to the room.

I told the insurers that a lick of paint would make it good. On reflection, I could do it with a scourer and some fairy liquid.

the absolute, absolute bastards.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jul 9, 19:28:11