Oh dear, now that is a sad state of affairs. You must eat young man! Have the following,

it really is one of my favourites!

Heap of filthy ghobbar, salted and twisted with a yearning desire of jennytights, served with a wheelwright of paper lace, string beans, wet lettuce and sore grapes. Side dish of brown plitsy, tope and brine.

Accompanied by Shaky singing 'Green Door' as Brian Cant says "will you do mine next?" in the back room.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 7, 15:15:43