The ex s**tarse owner asked if me and mrs mbk were ok the other morning because I done

bacon and mepopmebang and the mepopmebang were taking a bit longer than I anticipated, so I ran around the house shouting:

"Whatmedo? mepopmebang not done cook, how long 'for mepopmebang to brownup missy?"

really flippin loud and Jamaican (beer can sandwich). She thought we were doing a domestic what needs police.

I said "No we're fine - miss your cat?"

Posted By: malkybarkid, Jul 7, 14:48:03