Two Euro 2008 related jokes for you,

New football boots - 150 Pounds.
New haircut - 50 Pounds.
Providing your family with luxury accommodation for 3 weeks - 3000 Pounds.

Losing the Euro 08 cup final, Champions League final, Premier League final day show down, League cup final and FA cup quarter final all in the same season... Fucking priceless.

There are some things money can't buy but for everything else there's Ballackcard.

I can't f**king stand Mark Lawrenson. If I want someone to constantly interrupt my enjoyment of the football with pointless, witless, ill-informed s**te then I'll get a girlfriend.

Posted By: NCFC4life, Jun 30, 16:44:44