I'd love it if the e-mail read...

Dear Grey Squirrel,

My source, who wishes to remain anonymous, has been let-in on some very juicy gossip which will be of interest to you all.

According to said source, (remember, you mustn't divulge this information to anyone, it has been given to me in the strictest confidence) you're a bunch of gullable twunts.

That is all...

Kindest Regards,
Red Fox

Posted By: Dog, Jun 27, 11:08:08