I have a plan, concerning my house and its current inglorious state of decoration

A mate of mine keeps himself busy by being active among the Personal Ads in the local paper. This hasn't brought him much success romantically: he's had to take one 'partner' to court while another finished their relationship by appearing on the internet with a candle up her arse.

Anyway.........

I plan to enter an advertisement, seeking a lady of appropriate age, giving the impression that I'm after lots and lots of sex, whereas secretly I only want her to choose wallpaper and soft furnishings for me.

I understand that this is the reverse of how it usually works.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 25, 15:30:05