Today's religious quote

Christianity – the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree.
Now it all makes perfect sense !!!

Posted By: Cannydc, Jun 24, 14:27:33