The Fourth Emergency Service

"Hello, RAC, can you help me? My midfield has broken down again"

"Don't worry Mr Roeder, we'll be right along"

"Now what seems to be the trouble sir"

"Well I'm having real difficulties starting up, we always seem to be a gool down by half time, sometimes two. And then if I really crank it up for 15 minutes it starts firing, but even then it just splutters along, it's not reliable if you know what I mean"

"Hmm .. have you tried changing the wingers?"

"Done that about 4 times mate, first thing I thought of. And I've taken out the centre mids, polished them up, put them back, tried them the other way round - you name it. I've even got rid of the Huckerby, it was just burning too much fuel and not giving me enough in return, things run smoother now but it's still not working."

"Right, this is going to be a tough one ... HANG ON!! You've got a f**king great lump stuck behind the midfield not moving at all, THAT'S your trouble sunshine! Now just let me get rid of this Docherty ... and this Shackell ... there you are sir, I think you'll find that's freed up your midfield no end. Mind how you go."

Posted By: Old Git, Jun 24, 10:51:36