I accidently stole a pork pie from a shop next to the old Gala...

...it wasn't even that nice...

However, my sister stole a pork pie from the grocer shop sort of opposite the old N&N and she got caught...she's now in Broadmoor as she didn't see the error of her ways and progressed to nicking anything that wasn't bolted down...

I, on the other hand, now live on the Costa Del Crime, so I think for me it was a career choice really and one that works...my son, as you can imagine, is very proud of me...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 24, 09:55:23