I used to work with a guy who was a veggie for his wife's sake

I once saw him eating a ham-filled vol-au-vent.

Me: I thought you were a veggie?
Him: I am
Me: That's ham, innit?
Him (smiling): .......doh.....
Me: Oh........right.
Him: Ssh. I can't tell you how delicious it is. I'd forgotten. Oh God. It's wonderful.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Jun 23, 16:55:43