Cor.

I once peered into a dark window at a zoo, thinking there was nothing in it - can't remember which zoo - I'd got up right close when suddenly there a f**king great big crash as the tiger that I'd annoyed by poking my beaky into its house smashed into the window. Its paw was bigger then my head, and came to just centimeters away from my face - I guess the glass must have been about an inch thick or something - it certainly took a hammering from Tiddles.

Yeah, I s**t myself something rotten. Foo.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 15:05:24