Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the
cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha
doing, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking
up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your cat."
Posted By: DrDublin, Jun 20, 16:13:22
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