A man walks into a bar with a lizard sitting on his shoulder.

He says to the bartender, "A double whiskey for me and," pointing to the lizard, "A half-pint of Guinness for Tiny here."
"Why do you call him Tiny?" asked the bartender.
The man answered,
"Because he's my newt."

FAO: Pedants, I know that newts aren't lizards, but amphibians doesn't work as well.

Posted By: jafski, Jun 20, 15:32:17