Joke

Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire
He's got ?500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million
quid.
"Paddy, for ?1million, who was the great train robber?
Was it,
A, Ronnie Barker...
B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...
C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it
D, Ronnie Biggs???"

Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris"

Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"

"You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.

"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause
ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with =?500,000. However before you
go,you'll

obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks
Chris"

"You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you
mental?"

Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin
grass!".

Posted By: WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 3, 11:51:04