Wanking, as I think you said, is the obvious choice of action to calm down...

...but when one does return to one's keyboard after a vigorous armbreaker one must first wipe one's hands properly with a tissue in case any residue finds its way into the innards of the keyboard and starts to stick theeeeeeeeeeee keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeys down and as such makeeeeeeeees theeeeeeeeeeeee keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyboard someeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewhat inoperableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 14:20:11