Tudders if you want some advice about the ladies

remember to breath through your mouth and every breath do a kind of "ufffff" sound. It'll make them think you're manly and work on the roads or something.
Pretend you have a famous friend but never give away their name. Just say things like "My friends preformance in last week's televison play was extraordinary" or "my famous friend and I hired a yacht to go fishing..in Greece!"
Always have some biscuits in your pocket and offer them around and do your research on the biscuit. If a charming lady accepts your kind offer you can then regale her with fascinating fatcs about the biscuit. "The McVities factory was opened in 1853" or "Did you know The Pope orders Nice biscuits".
And remember to always take your Norwich scarf and hold it above your head and sway. It'll show you're passionate.

Posted By: McGonicle, Jun 6, 15:44:28