what could be more annoying than the Euros WITH England?

the stupid flags, Switzeroland and Austria filled up with boorish pisshead "lads", the TV channels spending half-time intervals of other matches talking about England rather then the match we're actually watching (and in the process interviewing inarticulate halfwit chavs from the team hotel), the bloody "Great Escape" and "Rule Britannia" played interminably by a s**te band, and not forgetting the crap tedious football guaranteed to be played by England themselves, culminating in a narrow elimination to be portrayed by Little Englanders everywhere as some sort of robbery and part of a huge UEFA conspiracy.

I'm really looking forward to them.

Posted By: mr carra, Jun 5, 07:17:54