You could go to the pub to buy a pint of Mild and 20 Woodbines, get stabbed in the arse whilst felating a cub scout and still have change left from a threpany bit.
Youth of today, don't know they're born.
Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 2, 12:52:41
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