David Bell

Norwich-""We'll give you £50'000 for him. Cash. Readies. All up front and not in instalments, come on, how can you resist?"

Luton-"Bugger off, Coventry offered £100'000 for him and that wasn't enough. Between you and me, we'd like £150'000".

Norwich-"Sorry Guv, out of our league".

PINK UN-

"Neil Doncaster admitted that the club had made a serious bid for David Bell, but that Luton had turned down their offer. 'Luton were seeking more than we were prepared to pay. We will back Glenn all the way in the transfer market this Summer, and we do have other targets'"

Norwich-"We'll give you £500k for Martin Taylor"

Birmingham-"Sod off, you offered £750k last season"

Norwich-"Sorry Guv, out of our league"

PINK UN-

"Neil Doncaster admitted that the club had made a serious offer for Martin Taylor" etc etc.....

You get the picture of the unfolding Summer?!

Cynical, moi?

Posted By: Martin Peters, Jun 1, 13:47:42