Not on the ranches of East Lincolnshire - we've only gone and had to import cowgirls from

America and Jilleroos from Australia.

Unfortunately our milkmaids don't measure up - they squeak when around mud and spend a lot of time waxing yokes and laughing at each others frilly cuffs, ruffs and muffs.

Posted By: malkybarkid, May 28, 12:45:01