less than that - I drowned in a teaspoon of water once.

When we were little we used to build platforms of at least three feet high over our paddling pool and replicate the antics of those chaps in stripey bathing suits who used to belly flop into an inch of water from two thousand feet.

Jeremy Butcher squashed his cock flat.

Posted By: malkybarkid, May 23, 12:13:07