The missus is a teacher and one of the kids at her school got expelled today....

the teenage girl, stole a rare breed piglet from a nearby animal sanctuary, took it into school in her games bag, and released it in the corridors.

The funniest/most ingenious part though is the fact that before releasing it, she smeared oil all over it meaning it was near impossible to get a good grip of it when trying to catch it.

oi had a roight laugh when she phoned me.

Posted By: Tony Martin, May 21, 13:17:33