Except I don't think he was offering any real money as opposed to a bouncing cheque

Delia's saintliness has yet to be tested by the scent of a big wodge of real wonga waved under her nose, especially if it was on a lightly toasted brioche with sweet chilli jam, shavings of white truffle and a smoked haddock foam

Posted By: Old Git, May 20, 15:08:13