You're heading in the right direction.
I said:
"Would you ring (girl's name, someone who doesn't even work in the same county) please? She's a very attractive lady, by the way."
Stage 1 dizzy, note on my record.
I'm forty-f**king-six. I pointed out to him that he'd gone way overboard, and he said he needed to be sure I'd "learned my lesson".
Would any court convict me if I pureed his face?
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 16, 18:51:00
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