johnson darts into the six yard box with no norwich player near him

trips over his shoelace and fractures his skull on the upright. his only appearance for the rest of the season is to come on against wolves and score a double hatrick unique due to all the goals being from the penalty spot. ince then nuts him reopening the fracture. he then develops a cruel wasting disease and palace have to pay him to dribble into his tea for the next five years.

am i anywhere near "the top" that other people apparently sometimes go over?

Posted By: Brendon Fearon, Aug 2, 10:27:47